mine, my own…..my PRECIOUSSSS…

like i said before….part 2 was coming up soon. bet you couldn’t wait huh?

1. Madam President was "evangelized" today through the "cell-phone". no, not tele-mktg….not even a prank call. i’m talking REAL "conversion" here! yes, through the PHONE!! you see, some ppl just take advantage over this ‘random-act-of-kindness’ thingy and they just ‘do’ stuff to annoy you. and BOY….was President Maxine ANNOYED *looks at the empty bag of chips and the twisted ice-cream wrapper* sigh, guess there’s always comfort food….

2. after the MONASH street party, Kat n i can officially blend with our eyes closed. screw the recipes, screw the rules. heck, since when did WE follow the rules ANYWAYS?? where was i…? ah, yes…blending with our eyes closed. so our booth apparently made a HUGH profit. cool….and we blended with our eyes closed….

3. crows have black beaks. i nvr realized that. i mean i KNOW they’re black all over, just nvr paid attention to their beaks. the other thing i noticed was that their black feathers have this sheen when the sun shines on them. and crows are REALLY huge….ok, not THAT huge…but they are MUCh bigger then the sparrows. now why is Kat giving me that weird look again????

4. Arie owes me a "date"….it’s not THAT kind of "date"…but the OTHER kind if "date"…you know what, nvrmd! so, yeah…he owes me a date right. and i reminded him coz he promised the last time. the thing is, since i’ve started this PR thing for the President i’ve nvr really had time for a social-life. so when Madam President heard that i was going on a date, she wanted to COME ALONG! like H E L L O?????????? i need a life OUTSIDE the Oval Office….and like the world so TOTALLY DOES NOT revolve around YOU, Ma’am!! god…..

5. Pooi Yarn is such a nice girl. really. despite what Cicak / Ann-head says. you know what Pooi Yarn, i think Cicak is the one who’s got her head in the "bubble"….i mean, honestly…did you count how many TIMES she mentioned the word "bubble"..?? just between us Pooi Yarn…..some ppl just LOVE the thought of "bubbles"…..

6. i MUST get rid of this "kid-radar". EVERYWHERE i go….some kid bumps into me / stares at me/ smiles at me/ tries to talk to me/..etc. i mean, look kid..i know you’re friendly (god, i HATE Dr Yeoh for corrupting that word!!)…ok, let me rephrase that….look kid i know you’re trying to be nice ("nice" hasn’t been defiled, has it?? HAS IT?????)….ok, so you’re being nice…be nice to someone ELSE. why ME???? (even the lecturers pick on me….i don’t need YOU to do that too….)

7. there’s a number SEVEN now? sheesh! why wasn’t i told about this? fine, be that way…keep me in the dark…"…oh, don’t bother telling felicia about it till the last minute…" wait! was i the ONLY one who noticed something different about Princess Eleanor’s hair today?…..ppl, i’m f***ing serious here…..no, no….i’m NOT…."doing" that…i….damn it Kat…you and your METAPHORS!!!!! and you hated ME once…….

8. number eight…..just when i was trying to explain myself at seven….but really, who GIVES a damn?! sigh….i’m telling you guys….that Canadian lecturer is H O T!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, today i just STARED at him. don’t care if he noticed, all the better if he did! but damn it……he’s just so damn HOT…..he makes drinking ice lemon tea look sexy (yes, he DID drink ice lemon tea….i read the label on that bottle he was holding!….and Ann wanted to know WHY i had my glassed on!! lol….ok, ok….i’m a bad influence…so sue me!)

finally! i’m done *ting* *opens microwave door*……….

thought this would look good on a blog…since i really don’t know WHAT to say….

Random Questions & Random Answers

1. What do you hear now?
"Brokeback Mountain 3" from the soundtrack of Brokeback Mountain….

2. Turn to your left, what do you see?
an empty PC….

3. Turn to your right, what did you see?
the ** carpet…

4. What is in front of you??
the screen

5. Last person who texted you?
Cicak

6. Who is he/her?
President of Reptiles Inc.

7. Last person who called you?
Pooi Yarn

8. Last person u called?
Kat

9. Who do u wish to meet now?
my best friend….it’s been a year….

10. Where do you wanna go now and why?
home…..sleep?

11. Your current crush
Jake Gyllenhaal

12. Your favourite person?
…..Jake Gyllenhaal?

13. Your enemy
any woman who touches MY Jake…..

14. Who ever misunderstood you??
Cicak….she’s ALWAYS hearing the wrong things…..!! sigh…."old man and the sea"…konon……!!!!

15. Your First Kiss???
…well, the only reason i kissed him was coz he sent me home…..

16. Anyone bully you??
Cicak….but NOW….hehehe…..we ALL have taken our REVENGE!!

17. Like being loved or hated?
loved…i’m a ppl person…..lol

18. Shower or Bath?
hot tub, scented candles, red wine and Jake…you get the picture!

19. Chocolate or Cookies?
chocolate….like SO totally!

20. Ice-cream or puddings?
ice-cream……*thinks about the joke at TGIF*….yes, with the "cherry" on top!!

21. Haagen Daaz or Baskin Robbins?
heck….if it’s ice cream…anything would do!

22. Do you know how to cook?
yes

23. Best food ever cook??
macaroni….it’s my best achievement coz nobody died eating it!! go me…!!!

24. Do you like vegetarian food?
yes

25. Do you enjoy baking?
…..i like helping my aunt…get to lick the spoons…..lol

26. Favourite alcoholic drink?
wine…..

27. Favourite Pub?
….currently Backyard…coz of their live-band….

28. Favourite Shops
book stores, music stores,….

29. Favourite Hotspots??
don’t know…..everytime i try to get there, the paparazzi start hounding me…

30. Tell me about your life
S A D………..

random things are called random for a reason: they don’t really tell you when they’re gonna happen, they just HAPPEN! i’m just going to mention a few incidents that just "happened"…..without any warning!

1. Kat n i were in the cafeteria one morning and we saw this guy who ate a burger with a fork and knife…i made a silly comment, "what? is he gonna go into McDonalds and ask for a fork and knife for his Big MAc?" ok, so Kat laughed…even if you didn’t…..

2. this one made Kat "beg for mercy" when it happened. we were at some place in the middle of nowhere waiting for her brother to finish his meeting. then we decided to have a little "role-play" with these 2 guys who were standing by a bike….well, to cut a long story short…..they DID end up on the bike, like a good-ol-fashioned couple…and they rode of into the sunset. why was this random-incident funny? gee, I REALLY DON’T KNOW…..i just wanted to tell all of you that i support alternative lifestyle!

3. we have decided to match-make 2 of our "dearest" lecturers…i mean, come on! they DESERVE each other! so what if one’s straight and doesn’t know it and the other one’s just as queer? i think they look good together. besides, it’s about time anyways…all that sneaking around/smirking/butterfly-kisses….i wasn’t born YESTERDAY you know!

4. the fact that i CAN’T (sadly) get away with murder anymore since every lecturer in the Arts Faculty knows my name now. it’s not like i wore the same "pick-on-me" t-shirt every lecture. i ALWAYS tried to blend into the classroom walls…honestly, i think they have x-ray vision installed at the back of their corneas! the heat-sensors wouldn’t work…since i AM a Reptile!

5. Cicak has been voted as the new President of Reptiles Inc. Reptiles Inc’s first project was sponsoring my presentation at Dr Yeoh’s tutorial a couple of Wednesdays ago. a BIG thank you to Cicak…for your generous contribution. President Maxine also thanks you for your loyal support during the last elections.

6. which brings me to number SIX. i am now working for President Maxine of the US of A. i’m her PR Consultant (read: the person who sweeps her smut collection under the rug/ pulls the wool over other’s eyes while she dances on the bar top/ etc. you get the picture ppl, so lets just move on!) why do i defy my MORAL upbringings for such a job? heck, she pays the rent for my Manhattan penthouse!!

this random-ness might see itself into a PART TWO soon…coz i’m suffering from a little memory lapse now. btw, for those of you who have NO FREAKING IDEA WHAT I JUST CRAPPED ABOUT….don’t worry….reality is a construction, even the here-n-now is just SOMEBODY’s version of it….you don’t HAVE to agree with everything…..