mine, my own…..my PRECIOUSSSS…

like i said before….part 2 was coming up soon. bet you couldn’t wait huh?

1. Madam President was "evangelized" today through the "cell-phone". no, not tele-mktg….not even a prank call. i’m talking REAL "conversion" here! yes, through the PHONE!! you see, some ppl just take advantage over this ‘random-act-of-kindness’ thingy and they just ‘do’ stuff to annoy you. and BOY….was President Maxine ANNOYED *looks at the empty bag of chips and the twisted ice-cream wrapper* sigh, guess there’s always comfort food….

2. after the MONASH street party, Kat n i can officially blend with our eyes closed. screw the recipes, screw the rules. heck, since when did WE follow the rules ANYWAYS?? where was i…? ah, yes…blending with our eyes closed. so our booth apparently made a HUGH profit. cool….and we blended with our eyes closed….

3. crows have black beaks. i nvr realized that. i mean i KNOW they’re black all over, just nvr paid attention to their beaks. the other thing i noticed was that their black feathers have this sheen when the sun shines on them. and crows are REALLY huge….ok, not THAT huge…but they are MUCh bigger then the sparrows. now why is Kat giving me that weird look again????

4. Arie owes me a "date"….it’s not THAT kind of "date"…but the OTHER kind if "date"…you know what, nvrmd! so, yeah…he owes me a date right. and i reminded him coz he promised the last time. the thing is, since i’ve started this PR thing for the President i’ve nvr really had time for a social-life. so when Madam President heard that i was going on a date, she wanted to COME ALONG! like H E L L O?????????? i need a life OUTSIDE the Oval Office….and like the world so TOTALLY DOES NOT revolve around YOU, Ma’am!! god…..

5. Pooi Yarn is such a nice girl. really. despite what Cicak / Ann-head says. you know what Pooi Yarn, i think Cicak is the one who’s got her head in the "bubble"….i mean, honestly…did you count how many TIMES she mentioned the word "bubble"..?? just between us Pooi Yarn…..some ppl just LOVE the thought of "bubbles"…..

6. i MUST get rid of this "kid-radar". EVERYWHERE i go….some kid bumps into me / stares at me/ smiles at me/ tries to talk to me/..etc. i mean, look kid..i know you’re friendly (god, i HATE Dr Yeoh for corrupting that word!!)…ok, let me rephrase that….look kid i know you’re trying to be nice ("nice" hasn’t been defiled, has it?? HAS IT?????)….ok, so you’re being nice…be nice to someone ELSE. why ME???? (even the lecturers pick on me….i don’t need YOU to do that too….)

7. there’s a number SEVEN now? sheesh! why wasn’t i told about this? fine, be that way…keep me in the dark…"…oh, don’t bother telling felicia about it till the last minute…" wait! was i the ONLY one who noticed something different about Princess Eleanor’s hair today?…..ppl, i’m f***ing serious here…..no, no….i’m NOT…."doing" that…i….damn it Kat…you and your METAPHORS!!!!! and you hated ME once…….

8. number eight…..just when i was trying to explain myself at seven….but really, who GIVES a damn?! sigh….i’m telling you guys….that Canadian lecturer is H O T!!!!!!!!!!!! omg, today i just STARED at him. don’t care if he noticed, all the better if he did! but damn it……he’s just so damn HOT…..he makes drinking ice lemon tea look sexy (yes, he DID drink ice lemon tea….i read the label on that bottle he was holding!….and Ann wanted to know WHY i had my glassed on!! lol….ok, ok….i’m a bad influence…so sue me!)

finally! i’m done *ting* *opens microwave door*……….

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