mine, my own…..my PRECIOUSSSS…

random things are called random for a reason: they don’t really tell you when they’re gonna happen, they just HAPPEN! i’m just going to mention a few incidents that just "happened"…..without any warning!

1. Kat n i were in the cafeteria one morning and we saw this guy who ate a burger with a fork and knife…i made a silly comment, "what? is he gonna go into McDonalds and ask for a fork and knife for his Big MAc?" ok, so Kat laughed…even if you didn’t…..

2. this one made Kat "beg for mercy" when it happened. we were at some place in the middle of nowhere waiting for her brother to finish his meeting. then we decided to have a little "role-play" with these 2 guys who were standing by a bike….well, to cut a long story short…..they DID end up on the bike, like a good-ol-fashioned couple…and they rode of into the sunset. why was this random-incident funny? gee, I REALLY DON’T KNOW…..i just wanted to tell all of you that i support alternative lifestyle!

3. we have decided to match-make 2 of our "dearest" lecturers…i mean, come on! they DESERVE each other! so what if one’s straight and doesn’t know it and the other one’s just as queer? i think they look good together. besides, it’s about time anyways…all that sneaking around/smirking/butterfly-kisses….i wasn’t born YESTERDAY you know!

4. the fact that i CAN’T (sadly) get away with murder anymore since every lecturer in the Arts Faculty knows my name now. it’s not like i wore the same "pick-on-me" t-shirt every lecture. i ALWAYS tried to blend into the classroom walls…honestly, i think they have x-ray vision installed at the back of their corneas! the heat-sensors wouldn’t work…since i AM a Reptile!

5. Cicak has been voted as the new President of Reptiles Inc. Reptiles Inc’s first project was sponsoring my presentation at Dr Yeoh’s tutorial a couple of Wednesdays ago. a BIG thank you to Cicak…for your generous contribution. President Maxine also thanks you for your loyal support during the last elections.

6. which brings me to number SIX. i am now working for President Maxine of the US of A. i’m her PR Consultant (read: the person who sweeps her smut collection under the rug/ pulls the wool over other’s eyes while she dances on the bar top/ etc. you get the picture ppl, so lets just move on!) why do i defy my MORAL upbringings for such a job? heck, she pays the rent for my Manhattan penthouse!!

this random-ness might see itself into a PART TWO soon…coz i’m suffering from a little memory lapse now. btw, for those of you who have NO FREAKING IDEA WHAT I JUST CRAPPED ABOUT….don’t worry….reality is a construction, even the here-n-now is just SOMEBODY’s version of it….you don’t HAVE to agree with everything…..

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