*looks at the Arts Council of Lecturers*…honest, i had NOTHING to do with this…..
remember our little match-making stint? well, let’s just say a friend n i discovered that A used to date someone else and had a bad break-up (hence, Exhibit A Your Honor…..the "video"…..). then there was the ‘phonic’ evidence as well (..Exhibit B….the "voice" on the "video"…uneditted…). and who could forget what T was doing on Friday (..Exhibit C, members of the Jury…the infamous ‘large umbrella’ which was used during the ‘romantic walk in the rain’….). we also have testimonials from the witnesses:
"…really, A!! you MUST make sure your shoes match your dress!"
"…yes…and ALWAYS, ALWAYS take small steps….a lady NVR takes large strides in a dress…"
"…you and T are going OUT?? have you got something to wear? well, this is DEFINATELY an excuse for shopping….let’s meet at the mall after your tutorial.."
so there we have it! the new developments on the A n T love affair. wish they’d actually quit being gits and come out of the closet. i mean seriously, everyone ELSE knows. and it WAS obvious especially on that Tuesday morning…..remember what A was wearing?. come on, ppl……stay with me here!! and btw, T n A are even starting to dress like each other…shouldn’t THAT be another interesting observation too? (..Exhibit D…the "checkered-shirts"….*whispers to the co-prosecutor* <what do you mean you found them in the motel room?….> *clears throat*…as you can see, Your Honor…). ok, maybe THAT evidence wasn’t such a good idea…oops….
if you thought A n T were having a queer relationship, the overall ‘honours’ have to go to "michel foucault"…..we’ll just call him by his ‘other’ French name: Yves
Yves loves turtle-necks, says it makes him look ‘like ze profeshonel, oui?’….yeah, whatever Yves! gotta hand it to monsiour Yves, not everyone can pull off that look and STILL get ‘fan-mail’….’you seee…..ze girrls jhust coome to moi….zey jhust luuv moi..’ who ever said anything about French men being sexy had better hope Yves NVR heard of it….if not our Art Faculty will nvr be the same again!!!!
*watches in horror as a tall, skinny lecturer switches on the VCR*…that’s…that’s NOT me……i SWEAR it!! i…that’s…i NVR wrote this….NVR……NEVER!!!! i don’t know anything about a "video"…..honest! *sweating*……pls….i’m innocent….
