mine, my own…..my PRECIOUSSSS…

What is your middle name?
= my middle name is NO concern of yours….

What color is your mailbox?
= black

Are you single?
= yes

Have you ever hit a deer?
= no, i just hit ppl

Do you have to drive over a bridge to
get home?
= yes, how ELSE do i get over the moat?

What color is your room?
= it changes from time to time..

Do you have a small driveway?
= no, but i have a small air-strip….

Do you know anyone with the same
ringtone as you?
= how DARE they immitate ME! *writes on the LIST*

What do you do first in the morning?
= check the LIST

What brand is your printer?
= which one?

Do you enjoy fighting with people?
= …hehehe….let’s just skip this one…for now

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
= curly

Who was your kindergarten teacher?
= why? has she done anything to offend the Empress?

What is your ringtone?
= no concern of yours

Are you taller than your mom?
= no

What curse word do you say the most when
your pissed?
= i rattle off the Litany of the Saints! (which i memorized as a novice of the Mother of Perpetual Suckers!!)

Do you enjoy writing in coloured pens?
= no, i write with blood

Does anything hurt on your body right now?
= no

Do you often cry during a movie?
= only when the villian dies…

Do you hate your life?
= no

Do you get mad easily?
=…..can you see the LIST? what do YOU think?

Are you cold?
= heartless, to be precise!

Do any of your friends have kids?
= not that i know of *kid-radar beeps* damn it!

Do you know anyone that is pregnant
right now?
= not really

Who should pay on the first date?
= if i had a horrid time, he pays with his LIFE!

How many years older than you are you
willing to date?
= all my dates have been older than me…..i’m not like the President!

Do you have any friends?
= …yes, i’m ‘friendly’….

Do you have any mean friends?
= not any more *watches one enter the gas chamber*

What is the ugliest color to wear in
your opinion?
= pink! i dunno, i just don’t like it

Have you ever liked someone who all your
friends hate?
= my friends should know BETTER than to even THINK of such things…..

Have you ever felt like driving off a
cliff, seriously?
= i’ve driven someone off a cliff…if that’s what you mean

Have you ever contemplated suicide?
= it’s all in the mind…..i just have to concentrate and that person decides that life’s not worth living…..*muahahahahaha….*

Do you scratch your ears?
= why?

Who was the last person to hug you?
= not your concern either

What brand are the pants/jeans you’re
wearing right now?
= none of your business

How tall are you?
= taller than you think!

What is the closest green object?
= my pencil

If you were born the opposite sex, what
would your parents name you?
= Felipe Alessandro Genovese

Do you want to have kids?
= *frown*

What is the brightest color you’re wearing?
= white….my Grenville text book is white….

Who is the friend you have that you
would never have expected to have?
= Damien, the office boy in the Oval Office….it took 5 sex-scandals and 3 monetary-fixes, plus LOTS of vodka and fast-food…and we finally realized we had something in common: DAMAGE CONTROL!!!!

Who do you hate the most right now?
= *checks list* hmm….you’re SO going to regret when the Cheka arrives at your house……*muahahahaha*

What kind of car do you want?
= a hearse…..Ricardo’s ‘taken care’ of someone….

What is your favorite video game?
=…..watching Marcia being tortured…..hehe…

Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
= why yes, the Empress insists on taping the executions….

Are you wearing make-up?
= no

Do you have a tattoo?
= no

Have you ever broken a pinata?
= i’ve broken someone’s nose…if that’s the same thing

What time is it right now?
=  *checks pocket watch* ah! time for the next execution!

Do you know how to draw?
= *frowns harder* i have a LIST, so of COUSRE i know how to draw..

Who loves orange soda?
= Marcia….stupid girl!

Who did you last IM?
= Ivanov…he’s late again!

Where were you in the last 24 hours?
= escorting the Empress….you DON’T have to know WHERE!!!

Is there an animal that creeps you out?
=….yes, but i can’t remember his name though…

What is your favorite color ON A CAR?
= silver

Do you use digital or film cameras?
= cctv…

Do you own an iPod?
= why iPod when i can have a voice-activated entertainment system fitted into a pair of contact lenses?

ever had one of those days when everything just seems to go right? and as the day goes by you keep wondering if this is all a dream and it’s just too good to be true? well, if i were you i’d just treasure it while it lasts. i mean you don’t know the next time everything comes crashing down on you like a ton of bricks right? besides, i think it’s good to just count your blessings once in a while. enough of the ’same shit, different day’ cliche…maybe it’s YOUR turn to have one good turn after another!

no, i wasn’t paid to say this.

look, why don’t i just answer one of those dumb surveys…

1. My ex is still:
– still

2. I am listening to:
– Elrond’s BORING speech…can we eat now?

3. Maybe I should:
– have stayed at home instead of agreeing to go to Mordor

4. I love:
– Elrond’s feast….*burp*

6. I don’t understand:
– Elvish…i mean they go like jshliubajbiuciubabfbsd and all it means is ‘thank you’!!!

7. I lost:
– a finger…to that STUPID Gollum

8. People say:
– that i’m a brave Hobbit…well, it’s about TIME!

9. The meaning of my screen name is:
– i don’t know, i KNOW my name’s Frodo but i nvr really cared what it meant

10. Love is:
– wonderful

11. Somewhere, someone is:
– is watching me through the Palantir…and giving my the ‘fiery-eye’ look…..

12. I will always:
– look over my shoulder…JUST in case i’m being followed

13. Forever seems:
– …this whole Mordor journey…i mean "are we THERE yet?"

14. I never ever want to:
– volunteer for some life-threatening journey…EVER

15. My cell phone is:
– cell what?

16. When I wake up in the morning:
– i remember that i’m still a LONG way off from Mordor

17. I get annoyed if:
– Legolas goes on and on abt his hair, his skin, his feet,…etc.

18. Parties are:
– fuul of ale, weed, food, singing, dancing, etc.

19. My pet(s) is(are)
– currently…..Gollum on a leash…don’t look at me, it was Sam’s idea

20. Kisses are the best when :
– …..sigh….

21. Today I:
– hid Legolas’ hair brush…just for fun *hears some ranting in a distance*

22. Tomorrow:
– shall try another trick on Legolas….*grin*

23. I really want:
– to get RID of this Ring… *stares at Boromir, who’s been staring at the Ring all this while*

24. I Really want to ask:
– for directions…. Gandalf can’t remember the route; Aragorn and Boromir keep showing off their ‘ranger’ skills; Legolas is complaining abt his dry skin; Gimli won’t stop talking abt Moria….

These white pages
they bare no mark
These white pages
still white in the dark
White and clean
pure to the eyes
Waiting for a writer
whose words are wise

Then they shall be covered
by words so bold
The letters so precious
shining like gold
No more bare
no more in hunger
The words come to life
as the world lies in slumber.

                   -felice genovese-

this one’s for Kat…who’s not feeling so good and STILL trying to keep her sanity….get well soon…the Universe needs you *muahahahahaha…*

THE USUAL SURVEY

1. You hung out with?
- …the Brandybucks….the Bagginses hate me for SOME unknown reason…..must be coz Bilbo willed everything to ME

2. Rode in a car with?
- a what? *looks at Bilbo* what’s a …car?

3. Got high with?
- weed! sigh…that was SOME party….

4. Last person you told and/or they
told you they Loved you??
- ….ok, there’s this girl i met at Bree….she’s pretty and well..she’s kinda related to Rose…and Sam’s all excited, he’s blabbing it to the whole of Bag End *cringe*

5. You talked on the phone to?
- *looks at Bilbo again* what’s a phone?

6. Made you laugh?
- Merry n Pippin trying to outdo each other on pints!

7.Took a picture with?
- …the beautiful Lady Arwen….*glares at Legolas who’s pouting* she IS prettier than YOU! live with it!!!

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
- i got pierced by a ****cursed Nazgul blade!! and you think i’d want to go through it again???

2. Be serious or be funny?
- …alive! *smells Orcs in a distance*

4. Die in a fire or die by getting
shot?
- …..i ALMOST died at Weathertop, almost died again in Moria…almost died AGAIN in Shelob’s lair…..and you’re asking me about HOW i’d like to die….gee…what are my OPTIONS????

5. Spend time with your parents or
enemies?
- my parents are dead. last i checked, i was spending time with six weird people who were over-protective…..thank goodness i had three fellow Hobbits with me….

A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do you like anyone?
- *blush* her name’s Althea…she’s from Bree…..

2. Sun or moon?
- "sun, Precioussss!" "no, moon..silly Hobbitssss!" Gollum, get lost!! ….what was the question again?

3. Winter or Fall?
- summer…..and Bilbo’s parties!! "drinks all around"

4. left or right?
- *sits on the rock and watches Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Gandalf argue* "left!" "right!" "i said left!!" "i always go right!!"

5. 10 acquaintances or two best
friends?
- …..right now, ANYONE who can make up their mind as to which turning after Rivendale will be my best friend!!!

6. Sunny or rainy?
- sunny…..Legolas was complaining about how he forgot his hairdryer….stupid Elf!

7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice
cream?
- chocolate!!! and the one we had at Elrond’s feast was HEAVEN!!!!

A B O U T . Y O U.

1.What time is it now?
- …time we had supper, Sam….

2. First Name?:
- Frodo

3. where do you wanna live?
…AWAY from the Nazguls!!

4. How many  kids do you want?
- ….all depends on her…*blush*

5. Do you want to get married?
- yes….

6. Current mood?
- tired, miffed, hungry and in pain *touches scar on chest*

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. Sang?
- last i sang was at Bilbo’s b’day

2. been hugged?
- …by Sam, Merry and PIppin…they thought i died…but i didn’t!

3. Felt stupid?
- …yes…when i accidentally bumped into Althea the first time and spilled my pint all over her maroon dress…

4. missed someone?
- …sigh…..

5. Danced Crazy?
- again..at Bilbo’s b’day

6. Gotten your hair cut?
- …cut? i’ve never cut my hair…don’t think i need to…

7. cried?
- not really…maybe a little…when that stupid Nazgul stabbed me

8. Lied:
- ….yes, to the Nazgul…but they KNEW i had the Ring

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched FOR by
the cops?
- …the who? only the Elves at Lothlorien searched us, in case we were spies of Sauron…

3. Would you rather sleep with someone
else, or alone?
- ….i had to share a cave with Sam and a schizo-person…who would YOU pick??

4. Do you consider yourself creative?
- …of COURSE! I’m a Baggins…not some ninny-hammer!!!!!

i’ve noticed that every semester in Monash, weird things happen to me…be it at the beginning of the sem/middle/end. and i’m NOT being paranoid…..honestly….i mean just because i’m not Human, doesn’t mean i cannot be taken seriously. someone’s out to get me, i’m telling you….i can FEEL it….

like i said before (ref. to previous entry) that Ethel and Clarence have SUDDENLY become my friends. now Ethel is trying to become my ‘buddy’. Yarn thinks maybe Ethel has a secret crush on me. like NO FREAKING WAY!!! like, Ethel and i are SO not ‘made-in-heaven’! (i know, i borrowed a line from Queen …sheesh!)

yesterday, i’ve been having miss-calls from two unknown numbers (and it’s not because Cicak was trying to kill boredom) My Stalker decided to stalk me again and so she sat with me in San Fran (while i waited ‘patiently’ for the rest to finish Jega’s class) then came the first miss-call. after that, the subsequent ones were just plain annoying so i told my Stalker to interrogate the caller. apparently the ‘unsub’ was a girl who sounded very nervous.

then later in the evening, Stalker and i decided to go for dinner with Vic. while we were having ice-cream in McDs, another ‘unsub’ miss-calls me for no reason. this time i told Vic to handle it. the ‘unsub’ claims that she accidentally dialed the wrong number. right, you can ‘accidentally’ miss-call the same number 3 times??? unbelievable! who’s gonna buy that bull-shit anyways?

so, like i said before (ref. again to previous entry) Ethel and Clarence are SO meant for each other…i mean they’re like two peas in a pod! (*takes a break to puke*) gotta hand it to them, they make Brangelina and Benifer look like under-studies! better still, if they stick together long enough they might just be the next TomKat! (*runs to the bathroom to puke again*)

sigh, i’ll shall keep you updated on all the other weird happenings this semester…hopefully ‘they’ don’t get me before that….

…i’m in the lab, researching for today’s class, listening to Juanes…paying more attention to Juanes than anything else! (so sue me) something about Latino songs that gets me up and dancing. (resists temptation to stand on comp table to do the rhumba) my first draft for Writing 1 is due; CRM 2nd assignment is also due; and i have to move to another block this Friday too! gee, wonderful…(if only my thoughts and smirks would appear in a small bubble over my head, just for comic’s sake)

did i tell you about Clarence and Ethel? well, they’re this new couple…not exactly new but ‘new’ nevertheless….so, Clarence and Ethel met at a party once, and they totally hit it off! they’re been together ever since: not really your modern-day Bonnie n Clyde….not even close to Dick n Jane…..they’re just Clarence and Ethel…….yep….plain, Clarence and Ethel.

well, i’ll leave you for now….i shall return with more news about Clarence and Ethel.

for even more crap just click the coloured link….

"empty spaces, what are we living for…….does anybody know what we are looking for…."

don’t you just LOVE Queen? well i do! after today’s HEAVY session, i think i’ll just retire early tonight. but i gotta read some crap from Yves’ reader before his tute tomorrow. (and btw, i did grin when he said ‘friendly’ today in class!)

i’ve just thought of a list of reasons WHY i love the ‘gang’….

1. no one is more scandalous than our President (who makes Clinton look like a saint!)

2. we all love the presence of Princess Eleanor

3. we KNOW what a REPTILE Cicak can be (rolls eyes)

4. we also know better than to piss off the Empress….(watches the Empress stab an errant cabbie) anyways….

5. i personally like watching Yarn ‘float’ in a ‘bubble’ once in a while

6. Grace n Jay make a better couple than…let’s say Ethel n Claude?

7. it’s fun the bully Femmy for NO REASON

8. Cindy, Princess Leah n Ari are such good company

9. we have EXPLOSIVE personalities

10. we are EXTREMELY talented

11. face it, we are God’s GIFT to MEN……ok maybe not Jay….AND maybe not Ari……(ponders about the ‘movie’ Leah, Cindy n myself discussed last semester….)

12. the lecturers ADORE us (yeah, sure…..they ‘worship’ us at least once a week!!)

13. the other specimens of Communication look up to us (ok, so i made the last two up….so what?)

here’s a little ‘game’ i borrowed from Kat a LONG time ago….have fun (click the link and try it out) guess the movie!