…a little tribute to the EVIL of evils…..(youknow who you are!)
What is your middle name?
= my middle name is NO concern of yours….
What color is your mailbox?
= black
Are you single?
= yes
Have you ever hit a deer?
= no, i just hit ppl
Do you have to drive over a bridge to
get home?
= yes, how ELSE do i get over the moat?
What color is your room?
= it changes from time to time..
Do you have a small driveway?
= no, but i have a small air-strip….
Do you know anyone with the same
ringtone as you?
= how DARE they immitate ME! *writes on the LIST*
What do you do first in the morning?
= check the LIST
What brand is your printer?
= which one?
Do you enjoy fighting with people?
= …hehehe….let’s just skip this one…for now
Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
= curly
Who was your kindergarten teacher?
= why? has she done anything to offend the Empress?
What is your ringtone?
= no concern of yours
Are you taller than your mom?
= no
What curse word do you say the most when
your pissed?
= i rattle off the Litany of the Saints! (which i memorized as a novice of the Mother of Perpetual Suckers!!)
Do you enjoy writing in coloured pens?
= no, i write with blood
Does anything hurt on your body right now?
= no
Do you often cry during a movie?
= only when the villian dies…
Do you hate your life?
= no
Do you get mad easily?
=…..can you see the LIST? what do YOU think?
Are you cold?
= heartless, to be precise!
Do any of your friends have kids?
= not that i know of *kid-radar beeps* damn it!
Do you know anyone that is pregnant
right now?
= not really
Who should pay on the first date?
= if i had a horrid time, he pays with his LIFE!
How many years older than you are you
willing to date?
= all my dates have been older than me…..i’m not like the President!
Do you have any friends?
= …yes, i’m ‘friendly’….
Do you have any mean friends?
= not any more *watches one enter the gas chamber*
What is the ugliest color to wear in
your opinion?
= pink! i dunno, i just don’t like it
Have you ever liked someone who all your
friends hate?
= my friends should know BETTER than to even THINK of such things…..
Have you ever felt like driving off a
cliff, seriously?
= i’ve driven someone off a cliff…if that’s what you mean
Have you ever contemplated suicide?
= it’s all in the mind…..i just have to concentrate and that person decides that life’s not worth living…..*muahahahahaha….*
Do you scratch your ears?
= why?
Who was the last person to hug you?
= not your concern either
What brand are the pants/jeans you’re
wearing right now?
= none of your business
How tall are you?
= taller than you think!
What is the closest green object?
= my pencil
If you were born the opposite sex, what
would your parents name you?
= Felipe Alessandro Genovese
Do you want to have kids?
= *frown*
What is the brightest color you’re wearing?
= white….my Grenville text book is white….
Who is the friend you have that you
would never have expected to have?
= Damien, the office boy in the Oval Office….it took 5 sex-scandals and 3 monetary-fixes, plus LOTS of vodka and fast-food…and we finally realized we had something in common: DAMAGE CONTROL!!!!
Who do you hate the most right now?
= *checks list* hmm….you’re SO going to regret when the Cheka arrives at your house……*muahahahaha*
What kind of car do you want?
= a hearse…..Ricardo’s ‘taken care’ of someone….
What is your favorite video game?
=…..watching Marcia being tortured…..hehe…
Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
= why yes, the Empress insists on taping the executions….
Are you wearing make-up?
= no
Do you have a tattoo?
= no
Have you ever broken a pinata?
= i’ve broken someone’s nose…if that’s the same thing
What time is it right now?
= *checks pocket watch* ah! time for the next execution!
Do you know how to draw?
= *frowns harder* i have a LIST, so of COUSRE i know how to draw..
Who loves orange soda?
= Marcia….stupid girl!
Who did you last IM?
= Ivanov…he’s late again!
Where were you in the last 24 hours?
= escorting the Empress….you DON’T have to know WHERE!!!
Is there an animal that creeps you out?
=….yes, but i can’t remember his name though…
What is your favorite color ON A CAR?
= silver
Do you use digital or film cameras?
= cctv…
Do you own an iPod?
= why iPod when i can have a voice-activated entertainment system fitted into a pair of contact lenses?
