…and it gets weirder by the day….
i’ve noticed that every semester in Monash, weird things happen to me…be it at the beginning of the sem/middle/end. and i’m NOT being paranoid…..honestly….i mean just because i’m not Human, doesn’t mean i cannot be taken seriously. someone’s out to get me, i’m telling you….i can FEEL it….
like i said before (ref. to previous entry) that Ethel and Clarence have SUDDENLY become my friends. now Ethel is trying to become my ‘buddy’. Yarn thinks maybe Ethel has a secret crush on me. like NO FREAKING WAY!!! like, Ethel and i are SO not ‘made-in-heaven’! (i know, i borrowed a line from Queen …sheesh!)
yesterday, i’ve been having miss-calls from two unknown numbers (and it’s not because Cicak was trying to kill boredom) My Stalker decided to stalk me again and so she sat with me in San Fran (while i waited ‘patiently’ for the rest to finish Jega’s class) then came the first miss-call. after that, the subsequent ones were just plain annoying so i told my Stalker to interrogate the caller. apparently the ‘unsub’ was a girl who sounded very nervous.
then later in the evening, Stalker and i decided to go for dinner with Vic. while we were having ice-cream in McDs, another ‘unsub’ miss-calls me for no reason. this time i told Vic to handle it. the ‘unsub’ claims that she accidentally dialed the wrong number. right, you can ‘accidentally’ miss-call the same number 3 times??? unbelievable! who’s gonna buy that bull-shit anyways?
so, like i said before (ref. again to previous entry) Ethel and Clarence are SO meant for each other…i mean they’re like two peas in a pod! (*takes a break to puke*) gotta hand it to them, they make Brangelina and Benifer look like under-studies! better still, if they stick together long enough they might just be the next TomKat! (*runs to the bathroom to puke again*)
sigh, i’ll shall keep you updated on all the other weird happenings this semester…hopefully ‘they’ don’t get me before that….
