mine, my own…..my PRECIOUSSSS…

i saw Jingles today…more like i was observing Jingles. not that i wanted to, but Jingles was there…RIGHT THERE! so i looked, ok i stared…ok, ok…i was doing the obvious staring-n-bitching-to-myself thing! (so much for being politically correct!)

i don’t know, but Jingles just gives you this impression that..well…something like "i’m Jingles; hear me; i’m the end all and be all…" *rolls eyes* like do we need anymore of these people around? look at Clarence and her better half! and ALL those other unmentionables (i do not wish to name names, on grounds that my statements might incriminate me). i guess the Hollywood factory’s been really busy in the production line! *rolls eyes again*

who cares! let’s just get back to the survey…..(how the HELL do i answer this in like…ONE WORD????)

1. Where is your cell phone?
:: here
2. Your boyfriend/girlfriend?
:: pet
3. Your hair?
:: there
4. your mother?
:: home
5. Your father?
:: out
6. Your favorite thing?
:: chocolate
7. Your dream last night?
:: Eleanor
8. Your favorite drink?
:: water
9. Your dream car?
:: convertible
10. The room you’re in?
:: hot
11. Your sisters?
:: none
12. Your fear/s?
:: damnation!
13. What do you want to be in 10 years?
:: alive
14. Who did you hang out with
lastnight?
:: family
15. What you’re not good at?
:: lying
16. What/who do you hate?
:: wannabes
17. One of your wish list items?
:: immortality
19. The last thing you did?
:: bitch
20. What are you wearing?
:: clothes
21. what aren’t you wearing?
:: rags
22. Your pet?
:: sleeping
23. Your computer?
:: sleeping
24. Your life?
:: crazy
25. Your mood?
:: spiffy
26. Missing?
:: nothing?
27. What are you thinking about right
now?
:: Alena
28. Your work?
:: piling
29. Your summer?
:: warm
30. Your relationship status?
:: single
31. Your favorite?
:: what?
32. When is the last time you laughed?
:: just
33. Last time you cried hard?
:: dunno

….if reality is just a construction, then all this is just a construction too, right? which would mean that assignments are constructions too. so if they are constructions, then they can be de-constructed too right? basic logic: for every action, there is an equal n opposite re-action! therefore, i can choose to de-construct something on the basis that my belief of reality does not support it….or something along those lines…

ah, screw it!

1. Song playing at the moment?
"moonlight sonata" by Beethoven

2. Reasons for living?
no one ELSE wants to be in charge of the LIST

3. Do you think you’re ok?
i’m not ok

4. Ever donated blood?
yes

5. Favorite color(s)?
green

6. Accessories you usually wear?
GPRS/microprocessor embedded under my skin….what? don’t give me that look!

7. One song to describe a heartbreak?
"love hurts" by Nazareth

8. Last place you went to?
home

9. Last person you went out with?
the Comm gang

10. The most exciting sport?
*tries not to laugh* ping-pong~ *howls with Kat*

11. whats your feeling now?
bummed, a little spiffy, lame, tired, hungry….

12. Movies you want to watch?
Spidey 3, Pirates 3, Transformers, 300, …etc.

13. Any piercings?
yes

14. The most romantic gift?
….an engagement ring!

15. Acted on stage before?
no

16. Struck by lightning before?
not yet

17. Danced with your loved ones
before?
yes

18. Ever wished you could turn back
time?
sometimes

19. What would you do if you woke up
one day to find yourself to be with
someone from the opposite sex?
….heck i wake up like that everyday…oops….too much information….. *blush*

20. One song that’s meaningful to
you?
any Rock ballad…..sigh…..

21. Last person you met for the first
time?
Nia….haven’t seen her in ages…

22. What will you be doing tomorrow?
…waking up next to someone of the opposite sex….oops…

23. Ever thought of robbing a bank?
yes!

24. One thing you totally regret
doing/done?
…….

25. Do people like you?
i’m the keeper of the LIST, ppl HAVE to like me if they value their sorry lives…..

26. What was the last game you played
on the computer?
….??

27. Someone who means a lot to you at
the moment?
my Best Friend

28. The color of your mobile phone?
blue

29. Do you hate someone at the
moment?
no

30. What do you wish to happen now?
the assignments to disappear!

31. Ever been given a ring?
….yes….

32. When was the last time you ordered a pizza?
….dunno?

33. Do people think you’re weird?
yes

34. Movies now showing that you hate?
….haven’t been to the cinema in a while

35. Most important thing in your
room?
my bed! what would i do without it??

36. Last movie watched?
Pan’s Labyrinth…i think

37. Last television show watched?
Dr. No (the young Sean Connery is HOT……)

38. Who is the person you want to see
right now?
my best friend

39. Ever called a person useless?
yes

40. Are you good at hiding your
feelings?
……yes… *lie detector beeps* ok, no…i can’t…sheesh!!!

Where were you 3 hours ago?
+ in Sonia’s class

What were you doing at 12AM last night?
+sneaking out of the room…again….this time with Urs….

Have you ever changed your clothes
while in a vehicle?
hehehehe…..well let’s just say MAYBE…..

1. Who would you want to sleep with on
the bed?
-….gee, this is HARD…..

2. Who do you blame for your mood
today?
- Yves….*writes name on the LIST*…well he had a chance to reform…but he screwed it…..

3. Have you ever seen a dead body?
- ….i’ve been handling the executions for as long as i remember!

4. What should we do with stupid
people?
- kill them?

5. How long do you think you will live?
- "….i am immortal..i have inside me Blood of Kings…"

6. What was the first thing you did
this morning?
- check the LIST

7. The color of carpet in your bedroom?
- maroon…like ALL other Persian carpets….

8. Last person you went out to dinner
with?
- ….hmm…Jacinta Kee…interesting……

9. Are you spoiled?
- …spoiled ROTTEN!

10. Do you drink lot of water?
- yes, executions are SO draining…

11. What toothpaste do you use?
- dunno

12. How do you vent your anger?
- write on the LIST

13. The last compliment you received?
- "…you look so elegent…" ……ok, call me paranoid…..but i REALLY wonder WHY she said that to me…..

14. Do you look more like your mother
or father?
- i’m Immortal…..it doesn’t matter!

15. When was the last time you threw
up?
- when i saw Marcia n Gustav getting it on!! eeeww……..

16. Who are your best friends?
- Alena…..all other mortals are under-qualified…lol

18. Are you a momma’s child or a
daddy’s child?
- i said, i’m IMMORTAL…..it doesn’t matter!

19. Would you ever join the military?
- i’m IN CHARGE of the freakin’ military!!!!!!

20. The last websites you visited?
- "Dungeon-upgrade.com"

21. Who was the last person you took a
picture with?
- …with YKW….while we were skinny-dipping! lol

22. Last person you went to the movies
with?
- minz, cicak and the Empress…

23. The last person you stared at?
- the one that just entered the gas chamber…why?

24. Number of pillows on your bed?
- ahh…..that depends….

25. Is anything alive in your room?
- duh! if i were dead, i wouldn’t be writing this would i?

26. Today, would you rather go back a
week or go forward a week?
- go back….and get rid of Gustav before he started getting it on with Marcia!

27. What is your current goal to
achieve?
- finish the 2nd LIST, tape the executions for the Empress, update the new LIST….etc.

28.Define love:
- it’s complicated!

29. How is your hair?
- it’s there….

30. What are your current worries?
- getting the ‘images’ out of my head…..hate you, Marcia!

31. Do you have plans for sem break?
- oh…YES……of COURSE i do……muahahahaha….

What is your middle name?
= my middle name is NO concern of yours….

What color is your mailbox?
= black

Are you single?
= yes

Have you ever hit a deer?
= no, i just hit ppl

Do you have to drive over a bridge to
get home?
= yes, how ELSE do i get over the moat?

What color is your room?
= it changes from time to time..

Do you have a small driveway?
= no, but i have a small air-strip….

Do you know anyone with the same
ringtone as you?
= how DARE they immitate ME! *writes on the LIST*

What do you do first in the morning?
= check the LIST

What brand is your printer?
= which one?

Do you enjoy fighting with people?
= …hehehe….let’s just skip this one…for now

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
= curly

Who was your kindergarten teacher?
= why? has she done anything to offend the Empress?

What is your ringtone?
= no concern of yours

Are you taller than your mom?
= no

What curse word do you say the most when
your pissed?
= i rattle off the Litany of the Saints! (which i memorized as a novice of the Mother of Perpetual Suckers!!)

Do you enjoy writing in coloured pens?
= no, i write with blood

Does anything hurt on your body right now?
= no

Do you often cry during a movie?
= only when the villian dies…

Do you hate your life?
= no

Do you get mad easily?
=…..can you see the LIST? what do YOU think?

Are you cold?
= heartless, to be precise!

Do any of your friends have kids?
= not that i know of *kid-radar beeps* damn it!

Do you know anyone that is pregnant
right now?
= not really

Who should pay on the first date?
= if i had a horrid time, he pays with his LIFE!

How many years older than you are you
willing to date?
= all my dates have been older than me…..i’m not like the President!

Do you have any friends?
= …yes, i’m ‘friendly’….

Do you have any mean friends?
= not any more *watches one enter the gas chamber*

What is the ugliest color to wear in
your opinion?
= pink! i dunno, i just don’t like it

Have you ever liked someone who all your
friends hate?
= my friends should know BETTER than to even THINK of such things…..

Have you ever felt like driving off a
cliff, seriously?
= i’ve driven someone off a cliff…if that’s what you mean

Have you ever contemplated suicide?
= it’s all in the mind…..i just have to concentrate and that person decides that life’s not worth living…..*muahahahahaha….*

Do you scratch your ears?
= why?

Who was the last person to hug you?
= not your concern either

What brand are the pants/jeans you’re
wearing right now?
= none of your business

How tall are you?
= taller than you think!

What is the closest green object?
= my pencil

If you were born the opposite sex, what
would your parents name you?
= Felipe Alessandro Genovese

Do you want to have kids?
= *frown*

What is the brightest color you’re wearing?
= white….my Grenville text book is white….

Who is the friend you have that you
would never have expected to have?
= Damien, the office boy in the Oval Office….it took 5 sex-scandals and 3 monetary-fixes, plus LOTS of vodka and fast-food…and we finally realized we had something in common: DAMAGE CONTROL!!!!

Who do you hate the most right now?
= *checks list* hmm….you’re SO going to regret when the Cheka arrives at your house……*muahahahaha*

What kind of car do you want?
= a hearse…..Ricardo’s ‘taken care’ of someone….

What is your favorite video game?
=…..watching Marcia being tortured…..hehe…

Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
= why yes, the Empress insists on taping the executions….

Are you wearing make-up?
= no

Do you have a tattoo?
= no

Have you ever broken a pinata?
= i’ve broken someone’s nose…if that’s the same thing

What time is it right now?
=  *checks pocket watch* ah! time for the next execution!

Do you know how to draw?
= *frowns harder* i have a LIST, so of COUSRE i know how to draw..

Who loves orange soda?
= Marcia….stupid girl!

Who did you last IM?
= Ivanov…he’s late again!

Where were you in the last 24 hours?
= escorting the Empress….you DON’T have to know WHERE!!!

Is there an animal that creeps you out?
=….yes, but i can’t remember his name though…

What is your favorite color ON A CAR?
= silver

Do you use digital or film cameras?
= cctv…

Do you own an iPod?
= why iPod when i can have a voice-activated entertainment system fitted into a pair of contact lenses?

ever had one of those days when everything just seems to go right? and as the day goes by you keep wondering if this is all a dream and it’s just too good to be true? well, if i were you i’d just treasure it while it lasts. i mean you don’t know the next time everything comes crashing down on you like a ton of bricks right? besides, i think it’s good to just count your blessings once in a while. enough of the ’same shit, different day’ cliche…maybe it’s YOUR turn to have one good turn after another!

no, i wasn’t paid to say this.

look, why don’t i just answer one of those dumb surveys…

1. My ex is still:
– still

2. I am listening to:
– Elrond’s BORING speech…can we eat now?

3. Maybe I should:
– have stayed at home instead of agreeing to go to Mordor

4. I love:
– Elrond’s feast….*burp*

6. I don’t understand:
– Elvish…i mean they go like jshliubajbiuciubabfbsd and all it means is ‘thank you’!!!

7. I lost:
– a finger…to that STUPID Gollum

8. People say:
– that i’m a brave Hobbit…well, it’s about TIME!

9. The meaning of my screen name is:
– i don’t know, i KNOW my name’s Frodo but i nvr really cared what it meant

10. Love is:
– wonderful

11. Somewhere, someone is:
– is watching me through the Palantir…and giving my the ‘fiery-eye’ look…..

12. I will always:
– look over my shoulder…JUST in case i’m being followed

13. Forever seems:
– …this whole Mordor journey…i mean "are we THERE yet?"

14. I never ever want to:
– volunteer for some life-threatening journey…EVER

15. My cell phone is:
– cell what?

16. When I wake up in the morning:
– i remember that i’m still a LONG way off from Mordor

17. I get annoyed if:
– Legolas goes on and on abt his hair, his skin, his feet,…etc.

18. Parties are:
– fuul of ale, weed, food, singing, dancing, etc.

19. My pet(s) is(are)
– currently…..Gollum on a leash…don’t look at me, it was Sam’s idea

20. Kisses are the best when :
– …..sigh….

21. Today I:
– hid Legolas’ hair brush…just for fun *hears some ranting in a distance*

22. Tomorrow:
– shall try another trick on Legolas….*grin*

23. I really want:
– to get RID of this Ring… *stares at Boromir, who’s been staring at the Ring all this while*

24. I Really want to ask:
– for directions…. Gandalf can’t remember the route; Aragorn and Boromir keep showing off their ‘ranger’ skills; Legolas is complaining abt his dry skin; Gimli won’t stop talking abt Moria….

These white pages
they bare no mark
These white pages
still white in the dark
White and clean
pure to the eyes
Waiting for a writer
whose words are wise

Then they shall be covered
by words so bold
The letters so precious
shining like gold
No more bare
no more in hunger
The words come to life
as the world lies in slumber.

                   -felice genovese-

this one’s for Kat…who’s not feeling so good and STILL trying to keep her sanity….get well soon…the Universe needs you *muahahahahaha…*

THE USUAL SURVEY

1. You hung out with?
- …the Brandybucks….the Bagginses hate me for SOME unknown reason…..must be coz Bilbo willed everything to ME

2. Rode in a car with?
- a what? *looks at Bilbo* what’s a …car?

3. Got high with?
- weed! sigh…that was SOME party….

4. Last person you told and/or they
told you they Loved you??
- ….ok, there’s this girl i met at Bree….she’s pretty and well..she’s kinda related to Rose…and Sam’s all excited, he’s blabbing it to the whole of Bag End *cringe*

5. You talked on the phone to?
- *looks at Bilbo again* what’s a phone?

6. Made you laugh?
- Merry n Pippin trying to outdo each other on pints!

7.Took a picture with?
- …the beautiful Lady Arwen….*glares at Legolas who’s pouting* she IS prettier than YOU! live with it!!!

W O U L D . Y O U . R A T H E R?

1. Pierce your nose or tongue?
- i got pierced by a ****cursed Nazgul blade!! and you think i’d want to go through it again???

2. Be serious or be funny?
- …alive! *smells Orcs in a distance*

4. Die in a fire or die by getting
shot?
- …..i ALMOST died at Weathertop, almost died again in Moria…almost died AGAIN in Shelob’s lair…..and you’re asking me about HOW i’d like to die….gee…what are my OPTIONS????

5. Spend time with your parents or
enemies?
- my parents are dead. last i checked, i was spending time with six weird people who were over-protective…..thank goodness i had three fellow Hobbits with me….

A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do you like anyone?
- *blush* her name’s Althea…she’s from Bree…..

2. Sun or moon?
- "sun, Precioussss!" "no, moon..silly Hobbitssss!" Gollum, get lost!! ….what was the question again?

3. Winter or Fall?
- summer…..and Bilbo’s parties!! "drinks all around"

4. left or right?
- *sits on the rock and watches Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli and Gandalf argue* "left!" "right!" "i said left!!" "i always go right!!"

5. 10 acquaintances or two best
friends?
- …..right now, ANYONE who can make up their mind as to which turning after Rivendale will be my best friend!!!

6. Sunny or rainy?
- sunny…..Legolas was complaining about how he forgot his hairdryer….stupid Elf!

7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice
cream?
- chocolate!!! and the one we had at Elrond’s feast was HEAVEN!!!!

A B O U T . Y O U.

1.What time is it now?
- …time we had supper, Sam….

2. First Name?:
- Frodo

3. where do you wanna live?
…AWAY from the Nazguls!!

4. How many  kids do you want?
- ….all depends on her…*blush*

5. Do you want to get married?
- yes….

6. Current mood?
- tired, miffed, hungry and in pain *touches scar on chest*

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. Sang?
- last i sang was at Bilbo’s b’day

2. been hugged?
- …by Sam, Merry and PIppin…they thought i died…but i didn’t!

3. Felt stupid?
- …yes…when i accidentally bumped into Althea the first time and spilled my pint all over her maroon dress…

4. missed someone?
- …sigh…..

5. Danced Crazy?
- again..at Bilbo’s b’day

6. Gotten your hair cut?
- …cut? i’ve never cut my hair…don’t think i need to…

7. cried?
- not really…maybe a little…when that stupid Nazgul stabbed me

8. Lied:
- ….yes, to the Nazgul…but they KNEW i had the Ring

. S T U F F .

1. Have you ever been searched FOR by
the cops?
- …the who? only the Elves at Lothlorien searched us, in case we were spies of Sauron…

3. Would you rather sleep with someone
else, or alone?
- ….i had to share a cave with Sam and a schizo-person…who would YOU pick??

4. Do you consider yourself creative?
- …of COURSE! I’m a Baggins…not some ninny-hammer!!!!!

i’ve noticed that every semester in Monash, weird things happen to me…be it at the beginning of the sem/middle/end. and i’m NOT being paranoid…..honestly….i mean just because i’m not Human, doesn’t mean i cannot be taken seriously. someone’s out to get me, i’m telling you….i can FEEL it….

like i said before (ref. to previous entry) that Ethel and Clarence have SUDDENLY become my friends. now Ethel is trying to become my ‘buddy’. Yarn thinks maybe Ethel has a secret crush on me. like NO FREAKING WAY!!! like, Ethel and i are SO not ‘made-in-heaven’! (i know, i borrowed a line from Queen …sheesh!)

yesterday, i’ve been having miss-calls from two unknown numbers (and it’s not because Cicak was trying to kill boredom) My Stalker decided to stalk me again and so she sat with me in San Fran (while i waited ‘patiently’ for the rest to finish Jega’s class) then came the first miss-call. after that, the subsequent ones were just plain annoying so i told my Stalker to interrogate the caller. apparently the ‘unsub’ was a girl who sounded very nervous.

then later in the evening, Stalker and i decided to go for dinner with Vic. while we were having ice-cream in McDs, another ‘unsub’ miss-calls me for no reason. this time i told Vic to handle it. the ‘unsub’ claims that she accidentally dialed the wrong number. right, you can ‘accidentally’ miss-call the same number 3 times??? unbelievable! who’s gonna buy that bull-shit anyways?

so, like i said before (ref. again to previous entry) Ethel and Clarence are SO meant for each other…i mean they’re like two peas in a pod! (*takes a break to puke*) gotta hand it to them, they make Brangelina and Benifer look like under-studies! better still, if they stick together long enough they might just be the next TomKat! (*runs to the bathroom to puke again*)

sigh, i’ll shall keep you updated on all the other weird happenings this semester…hopefully ‘they’ don’t get me before that….